Feelin hella kool: Mario Thompson

Hell yeah I feel cool when I got my shades on! Y’all are lucky I didn’t bring them with me because if I did I would have them on right now. I like the fact that people can’t see my eyes. When people can see your eyes they can read your emotions. I also like how they make me look like a “playa playa”… When I wear shades I do actually stare at people for a longer time than I usually would. It’s just because they can’t see my eyes and have no idea. When I was younger I thought shades were lame but as I got older I realized how much power you have when you wear them. Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha! So much power! I even have a pair of shades that lets me read people’s thoughts; the only time I wear them is in school so that I can read the teachers mind and have all the answers. My favorite pair of shades I have are the ones that let me see through people’s clothing. Unfortunately it works on dudes too, so I only wear them if I’m in a room full of women; which is almost never. SHADES SHADE SHADES…