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                If a genie decided to grant me three wishes, immediately the first wish would be unlimited wishes. Suck it, genie. Didn’t think of that one did you? At least in the question there was no specification so we’re just going to assume that this genie is not the brightest. And, in that case, the wishes would just never end. So from here on out, genie’s got some smarts.

                Alright, first wish: I would wish for an unlimited amount of cash. That first wish alone could suffice for any other wishes I had. I mean, at this point I don’t really need the genie anymore. I could just buy him and make him my slave or like, buy everything I could wish for.

                Second wish: I wish I could selectively listen to everyone’s thoughts. Key word: SELECT. You have to mention that too. Genies are assholes. You must make sure there are no loop holes or else your wish can ruin your life. I do not want to hear everyone’s thoughts at all times. That would blow.

                I must say I’ve always been curious, though. How do I know for sure that the girl who just said she likes my shoes ACTUALLY likes my shoes..?

                Also, mind reading can lead to a lot of career opportunities. Cris Angel doesn’t have anything on me.

                Third wish: I wish I could be young forever. I don’t ever want to get old, in fact I never will. I will find a way.

 I hope this genie person comes and talks to me because this is an actual fear of mine. Old people scare me. They’re just so fragile and delicate. I want to be able to hop around like kid for the rest of my life. The idea of my liveliness leaving me is not comforting.

Kthnxbi.