Snoopdogg is back. (Thanks, Mario)

If I could start my career now, I probably wouldn’t spend money on Columbia. Not that I don’t love Columbia, but I mean. This school is expensive as bizzalls. (Apparently, snoop dog possesses my brain this morning.)

                I love television and film, more so television. If Fox were to be like, “Yo, Maddie. We want you to produce a show for us. You can edit it, too. Oh, and we’ll pay you crap loads of money to do it.” I’d probably poop my pants, and then say YES!

                This is assuming that I know everything I need to know to be successful in my field. As if by some miracle by God himself I just obtained the knowledge to kick ass, then hell yeah Fox, here I come.

                If not, I’d probably let down a lot of people. That would really suck, my career would absolutely never bounce back from that. I’d probably end up at Walmart as a sale associate and I’d hate my life every day.

                So I’m happy I’m here. That’s why I’m here! I’m going to learn everything I can, apply it to daily life, and blow everyone out of the water. When Wes Anderson is looking for a bright new editor he’ll come directly to me. Fairy-tales really do come true sometimes.