Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Michael J. Fox is actually a werewolf.


                If I could be in a TV show, it’d be the crappy remake of Teen Wolf on MTV. I’m not an idiot, I know that show is crap. I’ve never even seen the Teen Wolf with Michael J. Fox in it but, I can’t imagine it’s much better.
                The truth is, Scott is a hottie. And so is his friend Styles. I would definitely want to be Allison. She is one lucky girl to be dating Scott. Come on, he’s like the captain of the la cross team, and he’s a WEREWOLF. That’s awesome!
                He has cool werewolf powers and he’s hot, and(!) I would totally brag about that to all of my friends.
                I know that Allison is supposed to be a werewolf hunter, but screw that. If any of the characters in this show were smart, the werewolf hunters would team up with the good werewolves and defeat the bad ones. I mean, I think that’s just common sense, but I guess anything to stretch the movie into a series, right?
                Speaking of werewolves, another awesome movie to be in would be Gingersnaps. It is an outstanding movie. It makes your stomach tie in knots and you randomly become overwhelmed with this feeling of discomfort because that movie is just fudged up!
                I would want to be Ginger, the main character. She slowly turns into a werewolf after being attacked by one. Before she turns into this hideous werewolf she’s really cool.
                The werewolves in Teen Wolf differ a lot from Gingersnaps. In Gingersnaps, you go through stages till you become a werewolf and then you’re just an ugly werewolf forever. In Teen Wolf, you only change a little and only if there’s a full moon.
                That’s the only down fall to Gingersnaps. Ginger is so cool before she becomes a gross beast. She beats the shit out of the annoying popular girl, owns in flag football at school, and starts a revolution for goth kids at the same time. You’re completely rooting for her, thinking, “hell yeah, Ginger, you show them what’s good.” But at the end, all you can think is, “Oh my God, Kill it!” Downer!

1 comment:

  1. “hell yeah, Ginger, you show them what’s good.” lol i always laugh when i read yours

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