What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.

                Wow, the perfect someone. Let’s get started. The perfect someone for me, has to be perfect.

                I need someone who’s funny, and fast. If I make a joke, he better catch it. If not, you’re out. That’s an automatic three strikes.

                If you’re fast and funny, you’re probably smart. That is another quality I love, although, I don’t like men who are intimidated by opinionated women. That’s not cool. Are men turned off by a girl with a brain? It just doesn’t make sense.

                My dream man must be trust-worthy. This means, he has to basically be my best friend. I can’t feel comfortable around someone who doesn’t know how goofy I am, and I have to trust that he’ll accept that.

                In general, I just absolutely have to have no doubt in my mind that this person could never hurt me. I don’t like change. I take pride in having long meaningful relationships, because why would I put myself out there to get hurt if it’s not even worth it?

                I also really respect a man who has a passion, and cares about something. I’m very passionate about television. I like being able to have deep conversations about it and compare with something that this person cares about. It would be great to date someone in television, because then they’d know exactly what I was talking about and they wouldn’t think I was a nerd.

                As far as looks go, I really like bright eyes and dark hair. I think the contrast is really attractive and it reminds me of my childhood growing up around all Irish people who had the same complexion. I think it’s traditional and cute.

                I like tall guys. I like feeling shorter than them, and I like being able to wear high-heels around them when I can. If this person could be athletic as well, that’d be nice consider I am athletic and I like to play sports.

                So hey, perfect person! Single lady over here, what’s upppp?